Cheerleader. Naturalist. Poet. Pervert.

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whorizonwireless:

you are currently a ‘basic bitch’ please upgrade to ‘premium bitch’ for only 3 payments of $19.95

You crave the deepest connections with others, but you don’t trust to let anyone in.

(via rauchwolken)

(Source: e-cstasiy)

mermaidcrew:

I am so thirsty for emotional and physical intimacy with someone 

I want to nuzzle their neck and lay entwined on my bed and lazily kiss their lips and make them food and get to know every single curve and contour they have 

I want to touch someone with my finger tips and make them feel loved 

sailorstoner:

vinebox:

How girls dance in the car when they song come on

actually me

dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

the-sass-is-too-real:

redandbluesnocones:

trenchcoats-aka-fuckingcastiel:

LOOK AT THE TEACHERS IN MY YEARBOOK

I hope when I’m a teacher, I can do this too.

My teacher was kicked out of my yearbook for wearing crazy glasses.

the-sass-is-too-real:

redandbluesnocones:

trenchcoats-aka-fuckingcastiel:

LOOK AT THE TEACHERS IN MY YEARBOOK

I hope when I’m a teacher, I can do this too.

My teacher was kicked out of my yearbook for wearing crazy glasses.

(Source: petercapoodle)

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lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away