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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
Well that escalated quickly
When someone fucks with you on a bad day.
oh my god oh my god
he’s so casual about it too
oh my goddddThis is my life in a gif.
not dealing with your shit, so here, fuck you
that monitor wasn’t even plugged in…
(Source: 4gifs)
I FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD
Cutting to the chase I am doing a project for my art class that requires me to do a piece that is 60ftx1ft long.
60 feet is a HUGE size.
Long story short, I need your URLs, and if you reblog/like this post I will write your URL down on my piece.
I NEED 60 FEET OF URLS AND I HAVE SMALL HANDWRITING. PLEASE REBLOG FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY:
Daughter: Mom, I like this band...
Me: Oh my god. I'm so sorry.
Daughter: wha-
Me: I'll go call your teachers.
Daughter: Why are y-
Me: Just to let them know that your grades will be dropping.
Daughter: Why will my-
Me: I'm afraid it's all downhill from here.
Daughter: Mom, what are you even ta-
Me: Want me to help you with your blog?
Daughter: I don't even have-
Me: You will.
Daughter: But-
Me: Shh. It's already done. There's no turning back.
I SHAT MYSELF SO HARD WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS
APPARENTLY SULFUR HEXAFLORIDE TURNS YOU INTO SATAN
I AM JUST LYING HERE LAUGHING AND MY DOG IS STARING AT ME SHES SO SCARED
SCIENTIFIC HAHAHAHAHAand then nobody ever needed voice filters again
I’M DYING LAUGHING DFSLKJWLJDSFLKJEWLFKJSDFDSF
(Source: wilwheaton)
Am I the only one really bothered by the fact that the strawberry and the blackberry are touching?
Let them touch, they don’t get to often because of their tragic forbidden love.
Long ago, two Elder berries got into a fight, the tribe split in two, the strawberries against the blackberries. Now, new passions arise between the new generation - could this be the end of the feud or will it just fan the flames?
Two flavors, both alike in sweetness
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene
From ancient cold break new freezer burn
Where civil juice makes civil fruits uncleanDid you just turn gelato into Shakespeare.
reblogging for the captions omg
(Source: royalinterior)
OHMYGOD whoever created these is a fucking genius like honestly just take some time to soak in all the characters and the tiny references placed i just, holy fuck
(Source: theamericankid)
(Source: mrbigxxx)
I’m having an asthma attack omg this is perfect
one of the few things on tumblr I genuinely find hilarious
trying to laugh silently when people are sleeping DID.NOT.WORK.
JUST WATCH IT. WHATEVER YOU DO YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT
but he’s actually a talented guy why is no one mentioning how gr9 he sounds rly
(Source: geekscoutcookies)
can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be
#the only thing that would make it worse is if you opened the door while eating digiorno
being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs
being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket
being hot
(Source: gizmoducky)
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“
“Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day—”
“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”
DIABETES, MAYBE?
let me reblog this again
Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.
Officer Booty reporting for duty.
Call of Booty
Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.
omfg
can i just
(Source: sopiasexual)
Two free amazing drawings I commissioned at my Local Comic Book Store for Free Comic Book day! :D
